We've all seen Chrissy Teigen nude before, so we know everything is where it should be, which just makes this oddly nip-less GQ Mexico cover that much more upsetting.
Given how much of her left boob is exposed there should at least be a hint of areola there, instead John Legend's wife has been made to look as anatomically incorrect as a human Barbie.
Other than that, the cover - like pretty much every photo of Chrissy - looks gorgeous, so we're guessing the editors were just too in love with this particular shot to pass it up and decided to work their way around the nip slip issue by whatever means necessary.
Unfortunately, they picked the dumbest method available.
C'mon...this is the same Chrissy Teigen who talked about joining the Mile High Club in Cosmo! She's not shy.
We say leave the nipple where it is, wrap the issue in one of those porn mag plastic bags so that no innocent shoppers are scandalized by the sight of a semi-boob, and call it a day.
We may have just solved this whole #FreeTheNipple issue. You're welcome, topless Scout Willis.
Check out more of Chrissy's semi-nude hotness in the gallery below:
Chrissy Teigen goes topless for a steamy spread in GQ.
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