Sex spreadsheets are hot right now, even if the sex lives of those using Microsoft Office to chronicle the daily void they're experiencing are far from it.
It all started when one woman discovered her husband's spreadsheet of her excuses for turning down sex, a list that promptly went viral on Reddit.
That was followed by an epic, but fake rebuttal from the wife's point of view, further illustrating the absurdity of using Excel for this passive aggressive purpose.
Now, we see a chart published on Guyism, allegedly compiled by a woman who eventually divorced the husband in question. You can see why here:
Seriously. Can't imagine why this union didn't stand the test of time.
The Tigers have had some great seasons lately, and yes, keeping a daily list of reasons for turning down sex is kind of insane in its own right, but still.
Get it together, dude. Are you serious, pulling some of this stuff?
How bad can it be? Unlike the first woman in question, this one clearly wanted some! Do you really want to pass out every night and let the Magic Wand do your job?
What an embarrassment to the gender.
It's the most important meal of the day, and all your friends mysteriously start it off looking this good.
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