NBA free agency just got real -- cause one of the most famous shake joints in the country is offering Carmelo Anthony FREE LAPDANCES FOR LIFE ... if he resigns with the NY Knicks.
TMZ Sports spoke to Scores New York -- one of the top strip clubs in the world -- and they tell us that if 'Melo chooses to remain with the Knicks, they'll make it worth his while with the most sinful package of flesh pressing goodies ever.
The Scores New York "Melo Love" package includes:
-- Free lapdances for life.
-- Judging the "Dollars For Scholars" amateur pole dancing competition (15,000 scholarship in his name to the winner.)
-- A new drink called "The Melo Carmelo" to be served in the club forever.
-- His own personal ball girl and cheerleading squad for every Knicks game that would only cheer for Carmelo.
-- A topless charity basketball in his honor (in which he could play) ... "where holding is not a foul."
Scores isn't the only strip club throwing some love Melo's way though, The Admiral Theater in Chicago -- another city seriously in contention for Anthony's services -- have their own ideas on how to get Melo in Bulls uniform.
The Admiral Theater's "Sign with the Bulls" offer to Carmelo includes:
-- A life sized portrait of him with various girls at his feet to be on display in the club forever.
-- A LaLa Anthony look-alike contest in the club that Melo and LaLa could judge as a couple.
-- Free driver service to and from the club forever.
-- 3 of the dancers from the club would tattoo 'Carmelo Anthony' on their bodies (they really said this).
Of course, with reports surfacing that Anthony will announce he'll resign with New York -- the ladies at Scores better get ready to work!

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