Lindsay Lohan is still living in London and attempting to revive her dead-in-the-water career.
Amazingly she's being given a second (or fiftieth?) shot at stardom, having been cast in a London production of David Mamet's play Speed-The-Plow.
Sadly - you may want to sit down for this - LiLo is already effing things up by partying all night and showing up to rehearsals late and unprepared.
Yes, Lohan just turned 28, but she's still clubbing like a sorority girl and her new bosses are already threatening to give her the boot.
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.
"The cast is already really annoyed," says a source involved with the play. "The director told her that basically it's a one-strike deal; if she misses one more practice or comes in late again, she's done."
Jeez, they probably want her to show up sober too! Don't they know Lindsay has a busy schedule of posting drunk underwear selfies to Instagram?
Reportedly, part of Lindsay's reason for moving across the pond was avoiding the party scene and paparazzi that helped destroy her career in the first place.
Unfortunately, no one told the troubled "actress" that nightclubs and people with cameras exist in the UK too.
As a result, she's been photographed club hopping until the wee hours seemingly just about every night since she moved.
Stay tuned for news of Lindsay's inevitable firing from Speed-The-Plow. We're guessing it'll happen some time this afternoon.
Lindsay getting some assistance in London. Hey, walking is hard!
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