Earlier this week, Kim Kardashian was attacked at a Fashion Week event in Paris.
It turned out the man who attempted to tackle her was Ukrainian comedian Vitalii Sediuk - who has a history of performing bizarre, criminal "pranks" on celebrities.
Most recently, Sediuk punched Brad Pitt at a red carpet event. Prior to that, he crawled under America Ferrera's dress at Cannes. Funny stuff (sarcasm).
So yes, Sediuk should be sent to Guantanamo Bay for his attack on America, but for the most part his shenanigans are idiotic, but harmless.
Even so, Kim and Kanye aren't leaving anything up to chance:
TMZ reports that the Wests have rented a bulletproof armored car for the remainder of their time in Paris.
They've also ramped up their security detail, adding a handful of armed guards to the already beefed-up force.
In addition to Sediuk, Kim and Yeezy are reportedly worried about the Parisian paparazzi, whom they consider to be far more aggressive than the paps back home.
Naturally, Kim and 'Ye are especially concerned, as they've been taking their daughter, North West, to Fashion Week events.
So go ahead and add "danger" to the very long list of reasons you shouldn't turn your one-year-old into a matching accessory and drag her to fashion industry parties.
Kim gets her ugly cry on. It's definitely not her best look.
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