It included the use of a mini-Alfonso, along the lines of Mini-Me, for an Austin Powers-inspired rendition. We're not kidding. See for yourself:
Ribeiro and Witney Carson somehow only earned 32 total points for this routine, but it could have been worse:
Randy Couture and Karina Smirnoff were actually voted off the show!
So at least Alfonso will be around for another week. But what's even the point of staging performances every Monday at this point? Just hand Ribeiro the trophy already!
Did you not view the above dance?!?