Lindsay Lohan was on a roll last week.
Then she gave what might be the most hilariously delusional interview of her career, telling Time Out London that she sees an Oscar and Mean Girls 2 in her future.
But as much as she's completely lost touch with reality these days, Lindsay is still occasionally capable of self-awareness and honesty.
"It could've been a disaster," says Linds in full Captain Obvious mode. "I could have not shown up. But of course it did. it's my show."
Eh, you had us up until that "of course I did" part. You know damn well the odds of you showing up on time and not getting arrested for something called mega-DWI on the way were like 50/50 at best.
Plus, you've been a professional actress (on and off) for like half your life, don't pat yourself on the back too hard for showing up to work.
