Code Adorable! I repeat, we have a Code Adorable! Hide the Wii and the juice boxes!
The Secret Service dealt with the world's cutest threat last night when a toddler squeezed through the White House security gates and on to the North Lawn, triggering an automatic lockdown.
As a result of this breach, President Obama's residence went into high alert and Pennsylvania Avenue was closed (per protocol) until the pint-size interloper was apprehended.
Edwin Donovan, a spokesman for the U.S. Secret Service, told the media that the unidentified child would not face any serious charges.
"We were going to wait until he learned to talk to question him, but in lieu of that he got a timeout and was sent on way with parents," Donovan said.
HA! We love it.
Devin Langford, a drunk man in custody, tried to urinate out of the rear passenger side window of a moving police car because he was drunk. It did not go as planned.
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