The Bachelor stars Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell were doomed from the start as a couple, at least according to the vast majority of Bachelor Nation.
"We're doing great," Ferrell says. "We are very happy together."
"I'm only human. But really, we are happy and doing well."
The much-speculated-about couple recently spent the weekend together in the fittingly-named Celebration, Florida, to participate in Hearts of Reality.
Not reality TV, but an actually important reality. The event was for Give Kids the World, an organization that grants wishes to kids with life-threatening illnesses.
"I work with these types of children every day, so it's near and dear to my heart," says Nikki, a pediatric nurse. "I'm very fortunate to be in the position that I'm in.
"I don't take it for granted. I want to do anything I can to help."
"As a father, I know how important this charity is," says Galavis, who has a daughter, Camila, 5. "I'm really happy to help, and it's the right thing to do."
"This is what's important, what matters. Not everything else."
That's the most intelligent JPG has ever sounded.