Neil deGrasse Tyson may be the smartest man on the planet.
The astrophysicist is definitely the smartest man on television.
But try telling that to Michael Hale, a Twitter user with the handle @dogboner who recently published a photo of "some guy using his laptop on the train."
Mr. @dogboner labeled this commuter a "Dumbass nerd" and laughed out loud at the idea of the idiot being online while also being on the subway.