Farrah Abraham and Catelynn Lowell may have quashed their feud, but Farrah's online tit-for-tat with Jenelle Evans is showing no signs of abating.
Abraham may have been fired by Teen Mom, but she's made headlines and money hand over fist with her various career pursuits outside of MTV.
She's a soon-to-be restaurant owner, erotic trilogy author, hilariously bad singer, sex toy manufacturer, porn star, possible escort and proven high-paid stripper.
No one, no one can take that away from her. No one.
Despite being cut loose by MTV for some of these business endeavors, Abraham insists it was her call to leave the show that launched her career.
Now only that, the 23-year-old actually said that Teen Mom Season 5 will suck without her among the cast and that "I personally won't be watching."
Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans is LOLing at this.
Needless to say, she does not agree with Farrah's take, implying on Twitter that it was clearly the network's decision to can her, and the right one at that.
"Have u ever thought to yourself that maybe JUST MAYBE MTV doesn't want porn stars on their TV that use to be on Teen Mom?" Jenelle wrote.
Jenelle Evans poses for a shower selfie with Nathan Griffith. Too cute or TMI?
The Carolina Hurricane added, pointedly, that executives "want to promote PREVENTING pregnancy not PROMOTING Sexual Intercourse. duh…"
Jenelle is doing a lot better these days, although there is a certain irony in Jenelle touting herself as some kind of role model for pregnancy prevention.
She's been pregnant three times by three different men, losing Courtland Rogers' child to a miscarriage. He was the only one of the three she was married to.
Evans is somewhat self-aware in making such comments, noting, "I've changed my life for the better, she did for the worse" in regards to Farrah.
"She's on an escapade of stripping/making sex toys," Evans said of Abraham. "I don't want [son] Jace catching a scene of that saying what's that?"
Farrah, for her part, Tweeted only, "Gossip all the immaturity #NotMe -Go Teen Mom Go! @MTV leave me out of the drama & have fun calling me whatever u wish."
And that about brings you up to date.
No matter who cut ties, it's hard to imagine MTV getting lower ratings by bringing Farrah back. Then again, it's also hard to get images like this out of your head, so ...
Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.
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