Tuesday, September 30, 2014

The Hollywood Gossip: Drake: I'd Still be With Rihanna If I Could Dance Like Chris Brown!

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Drake: I'd Still be With Rihanna If I Could Dance Like Chris Brown!
Sep 30th 2014, 18:39, by Tyler Johnson

Even though Drake and Rihanna broke up back in May, the emo rapper is still pining away for his lost love.

His true emotions were revealed last night during a stop on the Drake vs. Lil Wayne tour in Woodlands, Texas, when Drizzy and Weezy found themselves in an impromptu dance-off.

"I just been listening to too much Breezy lately," Wayne said after busting a move. "I had to do it."

Drake responded with some impressive poppin' and lockin' before saying, "Maybe I should've brought that sh-t out earlier. Maybe I could've made sh-t work with Rihanna."

Aubrey was just joking, of course, as the tense love triangle he was once a part of seems to have finally worked itself out.

The longstanding Breezy-Drizzy beef appears to be a thing of the past and, Brown and Drake even spoofed their beef during the ESPY Awards in July.

Although, we can't help but wonder if Drake hasn't been taking lessons in hopes that someday RiRi will say that she loves him not that he can dance.

Sadly, it looks like that ship has sailed, as Chris and Rihanna are "friends" again, which probably means they're banging. 

Somewhere, Aubrey is composing a heartbreaking, autotuned ballad about the whole thing. The situation is sadder than that time his mom forgot his tuna fish sandwich:

Drake's Mom Forgets His Sandwich

Okay, maybe it's not quite that sad. #NeverForget

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