There are so many rumors floating around about the Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding that it's hard to know what to believe.
Some say Kim and Kanye are already married. Others claim West and Kardashian will have three weddings in the ultimate display of narcissistic super-vanity.
All we really know for sure is that these two are still planning a wedding (at least one) and they're still mega-rich, which means they'll need a prenup.
That all-important legal document is reportedly what's holding up the parade, as TMZ reports Kim and Kanye's lawyers can't agree on the terms of the prenup, and until those details are sorted out, no one's walking down the aisle.
You would think that since these two are so incredibly wealthy they'd have an easy time agreeing to the division of assets in the case of a divorce...then you would remember that this is Kimmy K you're talking about.
While she no doubt has a sizable nest egg saved up, Kim is savvy enough to realize that her career of professionally wearing clothes and then taking off said clothes in front of a camera probably doesn't have much life left in it.
This will also be Kim's third marriage, so she has firsthand experience with how ugly divorces can get.
So it should come as no surprise that Kim's lawyers are reportedly the ones holding up the proceedings. While there's no doubt a good deal of frustration on both sides, by all accounts, the negotiations have remained "friendly."
It's at difficult times like this that Kanye likes to put on a zipline helmet and reflect upon his place in the world:
