Jessica Simpson's husband, Eric Johnson, was a tight end during his brief NFL career, so hopefully he can catch as well as he can throw.
Otherwise, Johnson might end up dealing with a traumatized tyke and a seriously pissed off wife:
Jess posted the above photo of her high-flying baby along with a caption reading, "I was on a plane to NYC today and I missed out on this!!! I'm in LOVE with the 2 of them. #boyswillbeboys"
You might think Jess would be concerned, but she has good reason not to be. For one thing, Jessica married Eric back in July, and dude has shown zero interest in getting a job, so she's probably hoping this is a sign that he's working on his NFL comeback.
Plus, EJ's got plenty of experience. Jess posted of a photo of her baby daddy tossing daughter Maxwell Johnson into the air back in April and he has yet to drop her on her head, thank you very much.
Naturally, Jessica and Eric have drawn some criticism from the uptight, "Holy crap, kids get killed doing stuff like that!" crowd, but Johnson ain't worried about the haters.
After all, he's got it made right now: Jessica is looking hotter than ever, he never has to work another day in his life, and he gets to spend his lazy afternoons chillin' poolside, tossin' babies. The good life.
Hooray for Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson. These two tied the knot in July 2014.
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