Scott Disick is either stoned out of his mind or filling the void of his infamous dalliances with drugs and alcohol by indulging a long-repressed fast food craving.
The longtime partner of Kourtney Kardashian didn't just hit up Burger King the other night, he dropped $205 on just Chicken Fries from Burger King.
That's 45 orders, for those keeping score at home.
Guess nothing cures Disick's alcohol poisoning like greasy chicken shaped like fries. Hopefully he at least shared some with the pregnant Kourtney.
Scott, whose Instagram title is hilariously @letthelordbewithyou, posted the receipt on his account, writing "Thank the Lord @BurgerKing #ChickenFriesareBack."
The 31-year-old also hashtagged #bkpdpartner which some take to mean that he was paid to post that, but regardless, Disick is officially Lord of the Fries.
We think the title suits him, and that he wouldn't argue.
Other memorable receipts that tell quite a story ...
An Apple customer was none too happy to find a gay slur printed on his receipt. Toward the top, you can see an employee has written the man's email address as f@g.com.
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