The early reviews for Gone Girl indicate that the David Fincher-Ben Affleck collaboration is a tense, taut thriller that's sure to please fans of Gillian Flynn's wildly popular novel.
More importantly, however, the film offers audiences something that no other movie in history has given us. That's right - we have Affleck dong!
Yes, Ben opened up about going full frontal in an interview with MTV yesterday, and it seems now that he's no longer collaborating with Matt Damon, he's relying on a different little buddy to help bring in the box office gold:
"There's some brief, very brief nudity," Affleck said.
When the interviewer suggested that the promise of peen might help attract audiences, Affleck added, "The penis is in there! It costs extra! It's IMAX penis! You've gotta pay 15 bucks to see it in 3D!
We appreciate the hard sell, Ben but we think you're going about it all wrong.
Last we checked, Emily Ratajkowski is in Gone Girl and we imagine a chance to see her naked (again) would probably do more for ticket sales than a million Affleck Bat-wangs.
But of course, the real reason to check out Gone Girl this weekend is for the heart-pounding thrill of seeing Ben get driven by to the brink of madness by his conniving, sociopathic wife, Jennifer Garner Rosamund Pike.
Based on the buzz, it should be one hell of a movie. "Yes, yes...it's only a movie." - Ben Affleck
This new Gone Girl poster has us crazy excited for the movie. Is it October 3 yet?!?
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