(YouTube/NickiMinajAtVevo)
There are choreographed crotch shots, Sir Mix-a-Lot shouts about his 'Anaconda' (we alllll know what he's really talking about) and there is absolutely loads of bottom shaking/touching/grabbing.
and since we have no words, we thought we would turn to the trusty Twittersphere to summarise what we simply cannot. The results were spectacular.
People lost the ability to blink and breathe whilst watching:
"I TRULY DIDN'T BLINK ONCE WHILE I WATCHED THE ANACONDA VIDEO @NICKIMINAJ. I DIDN'T WANNA MISS A MOMENT. DAT A** HAS ME HYPNOTIZED"
"@NICKIMINAJ HOLY F**KIN' S**T!!! I Literally almost passed out after watching that! I don't think I breathed while watching it. LIFE!!!"
(YouTube/NickiMinajAtVevo)
It's already been classed as 'iconic':
"It is safe to say that the Anaconda music video has changed my life."
"@NICKIMINAJ SHDNNFUJFNWHEEHHE THE VIDEOOOO IS AWESOME GOOD JOB AND THAAAANK YOOOOU MOMMY"
"Daaaamn. @NickiMinaj just killed the game with her new video."
"Anaconda is already iconic!!! YAS Nicki!"
"This really is her best video. Totally agree. It was so diverse & sassy & YAS. All the right elements."
(YouTube/NickiMinajAtVevo)
And there was (unsurprisingly) a lot of bottom talk:
"Anaconda video was.... full of a**"
"Oh my god @NICKIMINAJ kill me with your whole entire a**"
